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[ghini]

Sleep doctor says I have Delayed Sleep Phase Syndrome. While normal people want to sleep 4-5 hours after sunset, I don't want to sleep for 8-9 hours after sunset. The other version of this is where some people want to go to sleep right at sunset.

I have a perscription for sleeping pills at night, uppers during the day, and a special light to shine on myself in the morning to trick my body into thinking it's noon 4 hours eralier. Hopefully some of this will work...

Comments

[phatjoe.livejournal.com]

wow, my nocturnal schedule is actually a disease??

/joe

[covenant.livejournal.com]

My thoughts exactly!

Well, in relation to me and not you, since I haven't met you. I think.

[phatjoe.livejournal.com]

sounds right ?

/joe

[lorigami.livejournal.com]

omg... you are so valley of the dolls!!!!!
; p

[leezechka.livejournal.com]

Not only that, he is Patty Duke in Valley of the Dolls! *starts singing Patty Duke theme song*

[eneref.livejournal.com]

Nooooo!!! Now I have identical cousins in my head!

[lizerati.livejournal.com]

You should start referencing at work in hushed tones.

"Well, things have changed since I found out I have DSPS."

[dankamongmen.livejournal.com]

Except half the population will hear that as multiple discrete signal transformations.

[lizerati.livejournal.com]

Well, you gotta live on the edge.

[uglor.livejournal.com]

Half the population of your room, if you and I are the only people in it.

[leezechka.livejournal.com]

Now you are just like Judy Garland AND Elvis! you sure that was a real doctor and not an internet pharmacy?

[weetanya.livejournal.com]

o gods.

and what mike really needs is to be repetitively beaten on the ass while held in "swaddle" position, after suckling chamomile tea-laced milk from my breast.

or, wait, that's alba i'm talking about.

carry on, mike.

[leezechka.livejournal.com]

gee, thanks for the scary pictures that wont leave my head now! :P

[plantyhamchuk.livejournal.com]

oh cool one of those light thingies! Keep us updated, I'd be curious to find out if those things actually work or not.

[sassysmile.livejournal.com]

dammit, after reading this and having a conversation about sleep patterns and insomnia...i couldn't sleep last night!

why do you have to be so influential? grar!

[saintb.livejournal.com]

i'm so glad you went to the doctor! i hope this helps.

[casetheplace.livejournal.com]

I need to borrow your light sometime. I have a slight sleep disorder, but my psychiatrist says it's not severe enough to warrant a light investment.