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[ghini]

The new rules for breeding:

If you own a functioning washer and dryer in your home you are allowed to breed.

If you cannot afford a washer or dryer, a laundry-time babysitter for the kids or a brand new set of clothes every single day, you may not breed.

If you think a large tub of detergent makes an excellent babysitter and snack for your toddler, you should not have bred.

I am not a grown-up. I should not be the one telling your children "Don't eat that!"

Comments

[marieofroumania.livejournal.com]

I don't have any children, and I have a washer and dryer. If you live near Midtown, you can bring your laundry over any Wednesday or Thursday night you would like for the price of a sixpack.

[uglor.livejournal.com]

Tempting. Of course I did nine loads yesterday, and I think nine six-packs would be fatal to even our bulletproof livers.

Of course, now that I have no laundry, how about we just get a beer?

[solsistr3.livejournal.com]

fun times!

[lische.livejournal.com]

still think you should have had them wash some detergent down with water and shaken 'em a bit ... a walking bubble machine woulda been cool