The Story of the Baby

[ghini]

Geek has baby. Geek writes about it. I laugh my ass off.

"..while filling out the will, I got to have this conversation:

Me: "What is this space for?"
Lawyer: "You can specify what happens with your body after you die."
Me: "So I can choose 'Buried' or 'Cremated'."
Lawyer: "Yes."
Me: "Can I choose 'Boiled'?"
Lawyer: "Yes. But only if, afterwards, you are buried or cremated."


and of course:

"Our baby is miraculously saved by the inadequate size of our broiling pan. Darn you, baby!"

Comments

[weetanya.livejournal.com]

"My sperm contain innate happiness."

Hm.

[carriesnarf.livejournal.com]

"There are no good reasons to have children.

Actually, that's not quiet right. I can think of a bad reason to have children. You shouldn't have a child in order to dry it out and sell it as an aphrodisiac for Asian businessmen."


I laughed until I made funny squeaking sounds instead of breathing.