Quickies

[ghini]

1. I paid a man to smear acid on my foot today.

2. The AC is out on West Campus, which means it's a hot, stuffy, sweaty day here. Steve weighs in:

me: oh joy. No AC in my office today! :)
steve: The new job isn't exactly the Promised Land?
me: the new job kicks ass, it's the rest of campus that makes it our problems sometimes :)
steve: Open your windows and yell "Fuckers!" at anyone who walks by ;-)
me: alas, my window doesn't open :(
steve: Anti-suicide bastards!
me: I'm only 20 feet off the ground
me: jumping would be more painful than fatal
steve: it might take a few tries, but you could probably eventually do it.

3. Happy Birthday bluepenguin007!

Comments

[lische.livejournal.com]

you could always test it a few times with someone else ... send them out the window at various angles to see if there's an optimum neck breaking on first try fall

[tzeca.livejournal.com]

Flinging them through a window that doesn't open might do the trick on it's own. Got any spare interns you can use for testing?