Quickies

[ghini]

1. I paid a man to smear acid on my foot today.

2. The AC is out on West Campus, which means it's a hot, stuffy, sweaty day here. Steve weighs in:

me: oh joy. No AC in my office today! :)
steve: The new job isn't exactly the Promised Land?
me: the new job kicks ass, it's the rest of campus that makes it our problems sometimes :)
steve: Open your windows and yell "Fuckers!" at anyone who walks by ;-)
me: alas, my window doesn't open :(
steve: Anti-suicide bastards!
me: I'm only 20 feet off the ground
me: jumping would be more painful than fatal
steve: it might take a few tries, but you could probably eventually do it.

3. Happy Birthday bluepenguin007!

Comments

[codymc.livejournal.com]

see those oyu could have kept in a jar

you should get a macro lens and take pictures of the acid eating the wart :-D

[notgruntled.livejournal.com]

And then never show them to anyone, ever.

[plantyhamchuk.livejournal.com]

OMG NO WAIT don't throw that stuff away! We're talking valuable material here.