speechless

[ghini]

Donnie Davis is a self proclaimed reformed homosexual who has started a ministry and a band to spread the hetero joy of Jesus to the world.

Check out the video for their song.

Oh, he also keeps a list of Gay Bands to watch out for. Highlights:

Ravi Shankar - gay sitar?

Bjork - her husband might be surprised by this

Ghostface Killah - Was the Wu Tang Clan a secret gay group?

Morrissey(?questionable?) - he gets a questionable?!?!

Metallica - every 14 year old boy for the last 20 years is apparently gay now

Judas Priest - when the lead singer left, did they become straight again or so they still have gay cooties?

Elton John

Motorhead - Ummm... I think Lemmy's moles get more women than this guy does
Elton John(really gay) - so gay he made it twice!

For con-goers. Is this just farshad fucking with us?

Edit: Oh, he also has:

I've been researching for many years now and feel I've come up with a very strong program to help cure people of Homosexuality. Its called the C.H.O.P.S program and We're running full steam ahead with it. C.H.O.P.S stands for:

* C: Changing
* H: Homosexuals
* O: (into) Ordinary
* P: People

Comments

[mumpish.livejournal.com]

I smell a hoax. There's no way this is real - it's too funny. It feels more like a deleted scene from 'Saved.'

[hippieatheart.livejournal.com]

If you compared my iTunes library to his list of "gay bands", I am so teh gay!

[tyme.livejournal.com]

They need to see the good in the world being done by Gay people like "Hard Gay"!

http://www.razoramon.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=category§ionid=4&id=15&Itemid=27


FOOOO!!!!!!!!!

-Tyme

[tyme.livejournal.com]

Hahaha.... Old people and Emo kids are also Gay.
Frank Sinatra
Bright Eyes

[lorigami.livejournal.com]

It's no wonder he "reformed".
Apparently he was a miserable failure as a homosexual if that's the list his "gaydar" produced.

wtf?

[threv.livejournal.com]

it's a joke.

[notgruntled.livejournal.com]

Check out the video for their song.

That has got to be a goof. The vile lyrics and insipid folk-pop feel are too perfectly juxtaposed, like Richard Cheese doing gangsta rap or Pat Boone doing heavy metal classics.

Ravi Shankar - gay sitar?

There is evidence he has procreated, namely Norah Jones. Of course, there are plenty of gay parents, so that's not dispositive -- but weighing one bit of evidence that he slept with a woman vs. zero bits of evidence that he slept with a man, well, the scales tip hetero.

Bjork - her husband might be surprised by this

Step right up to play this weeks edition of "Gay or Icelandic?"

Ghostface Killah - Was the Wu Tang Clan a secret gay group?

That would certainly give a whole new spin to "Wu Tang Clan ain't nothin' to fuck with."

Morrissey(?questionable?) - he gets a questionable?!?!

I harken back to a more innocent, simpler time, when folks my grandparents' age wondered -- just wondered, in furtive whispers -- if Liberace, Johnny Mathis and Little Richard just might be gay.

In interviews, Morrissey describes himself as celibate. Of course, since his core audience is self-hating goth kids, that could all be marketing.

Metallica - every 14 year old boy for the last 20 years is apparently gay now
Judas Priest - when the lead singer left, did they become straight again or so they still have gay cooties?

Sorry, but no group of straight men spends that much time together sweating up leather chaps. I strongly suspect that Lars ("Napster Bad!") Ulrich is the top, and James Hetfield, not so much.

Elton John

I believe that was the cover story of "Duh!" in the November issue ... OF 1978. Hey, maybe they'll out Hall and Oates next.

Motorhead - Ummm... I think Lemmy's moles get more women than this guy does

But again with the leather thing.

Elton John(really gay) - so gay he made it twice!

I think he made it more than twice. But maybe not in the way you meant.