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[ghini]

There are 178 people on my friends list. I have figured out christmas presents for two of you. The other 176 of you are fucked.

Comments

[killerpoptart.livejournal.com]

i told you! i want a pony.

[uglor.livejournal.com]

Nope. Everyone else is getting a rubber vagina.

[eneref.livejournal.com]

A rubber vagina? For me?? Oh Mike! You shouldn't have!!

Like... really....

[killerpoptart.livejournal.com]

that's funny. i was just thinking about how i need a rubber vagina...

[eccyntric.livejournal.com]

I don't believe in xmas gifting, so I'm easy!

[uglor.livejournal.com]

You're getting crash space. It's nice, but hard to giftwrap.

[happyfunnorm.livejournal.com]

Fucked? That's a good present, too, I guess...

[codymc.livejournal.com]

as long is it isn't by Mike :-D

[covenant.livejournal.com]

Well, it would probably be an... unusual experience.