Working in the porn mines

[ghini]

So, I've been working at CJ for two weeks now. Here are some impressions:

Last week I posted a picture of a walrus mastrubating. I was intrigued. Is this a normal walrus activity that is kept quiet? Or was this just a very naughty walrus that hasd to be kept in the back pool at Sea World. Over the weeknd I was sent another pic of a walrus jerking off, as well as a nasty letter claiming that my original pic was in fact a manatee.

One of our sponsors is www.big-penis.com. As a result I overhear office conversations like:
"How is the Big Penis doing?"
"Is the Big Penis placement correct?"
"Big Penis got 3000 clicks on it yesterday." and so on...

Comments

[violin.livejournal.com]

"Is the Big Penis placement correct?"

"Gotta make it nice for the people."

[darkerdays.livejournal.com]

love the pic

damit, i wanna peddle smut. are they hiring?

i want nifty business cards too.

[solsistr3.livejournal.com]

Did you write the caption, too?

Also, I think that is animals masturbating is someone's bag, they should really lay off you for confusing walrus and manatee...