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[ghini]

Have you ever woke up covered in your own blood? Today I did. Or, that's what I thought.

Turns out sometime in the dead of night, Happy Fun Ball jumped on the bathroom sink looking for amusement. What did she find? One of those little cups that comes with NyQuil for dosing. Cherry NyQuil.

I wake up around 8:30, with a cat on my head, thinking I feel kind of sticky... I opened my eyes to discover I was coverd with little red drops. Luckily I found the cup with the last bits in it before I panicked.

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[solsistr3.livejournal.com]

kitties are a suprise a minute!

[eccyntric.livejournal.com]

I keep finding pink feathers in my clothes. My god, the just get everywhere.

[dj-ricecake.livejournal.com]

Are you secretly harboring a flamingo?

[uglor.livejournal.com]

The first time I woke up covered in pink feathers I thought "Did I get drunk and screw a flamingo?"

[dj-ricecake.livejournal.com]

Well, did you? :-)

[uglor.livejournal.com]

If I did, she snuck out without asking me to call her a cab.

[eccyntric.livejournal.com]

Where would one find a flamingo to harbor? Fugative flamingos...I like the sound of that...

Mike's kitten murdered her pink feathery playtoy a while back, and his apartment is still covered in the carnage. I stayed there for a week over xmas. Now my belongings are covered in the carnage as well.

[leezechka.livejournal.com]

i find small mice in my shoes.

[leezechka.livejournal.com]

and there was the time oscar got mad and made me bleed profusely out of my ear!

[saluki.livejournal.com]

The weiner dogs will crawl up on the couch and wind themselves in the blankets I invariably have there because my boyfriend is apparently part yeti and I'm freaking freezing.

Frequently, I mistake a bump due to dog as just a bump. More than once I've heard the startled squeak of a nearly-smushed dachshund.

Imagine a combination whoopie cushion/a rape whistle sound. That's the squeak.

[carriesnarf.livejournal.com]

Hopefully kitty did not ingest nyquil?

[uglor.livejournal.com]

I doubt it. There were only dregs left in the cup. She wasn't dead when I came home.