I am ethical, now show me your boobs!
Mar. 10th, 2009 04:50 pmI had ethics training today. I learned many things.
I cannot order students to mix hazardous chemicals in a dangerous way. Apparently we are liable if students get glowing radioactive stuff on them and Hulk out.
I can not take gifts from people trying to get contracts with the state.
I cannot send student assistants to get my dry cleaning, or take them out on dates, or imply that they will be fired if they don't have sex with me.
I cannot order students to mix hazardous chemicals in a dangerous way. Apparently we are liable if students get glowing radioactive stuff on them and Hulk out.
I can not take gifts from people trying to get contracts with the state.
I cannot send student assistants to get my dry cleaning, or take them out on dates, or imply that they will be fired if they don't have sex with me.