I am ethical, now show me your boobs!

I had ethics training today. I learned many things.

I cannot order students to mix hazardous chemicals in a dangerous way. Apparently we are liable if students get glowing radioactive stuff on them and Hulk out.

I can not take gifts from people trying to get contracts with the state.

I cannot send student assistants to get my dry cleaning, or take them out on dates, or imply that they will be fired if they don't have sex with me.