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Neck Tattoo!
Mar. 16th, 2007 03:02 pmOver at Overcompensating ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
wigu has declared today "Neck Tattoo Friday!"
"Here is a little advice I have regarding neck tattoos: be careful when considering the flood of degenerate temptations that will inevitably come when you get a neck tattoo. Studies show that people with neck tattoos are 25% more likely to feel comfortable bringing a gun into a liquor store than a non-neck-tattoed person. People with neck tattoos are almost ten times more likely to throw a television through the windshield of a burning police car than a person with a small rose tattoo on their ankle. While having a neck tattoo can mean your life will be more exciting and dangerous, people who hate extreme fun and prefer commonplace, pedestrian activities should avoid getting neck tattoos."
wigu has declared today "Neck Tattoo Friday!""Here is a little advice I have regarding neck tattoos: be careful when considering the flood of degenerate temptations that will inevitably come when you get a neck tattoo. Studies show that people with neck tattoos are 25% more likely to feel comfortable bringing a gun into a liquor store than a non-neck-tattoed person. People with neck tattoos are almost ten times more likely to throw a television through the windshield of a burning police car than a person with a small rose tattoo on their ankle. While having a neck tattoo can mean your life will be more exciting and dangerous, people who hate extreme fun and prefer commonplace, pedestrian activities should avoid getting neck tattoos."
