2007-03-16

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2007-03-16 03:02 pm

Neck Tattoo!

Over at Overcompensating [livejournal.com profile] wigu has declared today "Neck Tattoo Friday!"

"Here is a little advice I have regarding neck tattoos: be careful when considering the flood of degenerate temptations that will inevitably come when you get a neck tattoo. Studies show that people with neck tattoos are 25% more likely to feel comfortable bringing a gun into a liquor store than a non-neck-tattoed person. People with neck tattoos are almost ten times more likely to throw a television through the windshield of a burning police car than a person with a small rose tattoo on their ankle. While having a neck tattoo can mean your life will be more exciting and dangerous, people who hate extreme fun and prefer commonplace, pedestrian activities should avoid getting neck tattoos."