Prediction

Apparently, in the future we will all have sex with Paris Hilton for 15 minutes...

Hey hippies

For my filthy commie hippie friends, http://www.worldchanging.com/ seems like a very good blog for those who want to make the world a better place. They have a book out too.

Facty fact fact

Factcheck.org checks up on the state of the union

communication

My roommate and her boyfriend are having a tooth-brushing conversation:

her: ah he ho hu ha ho?

him: he ha uh ho oh!