speechless

Donnie Davis is a self proclaimed reformed homosexual who has started a ministry and a band to spread the hetero joy of Jesus to the world.

Check out the video for their song.

Oh, he also keeps a list of Gay Bands to watch out for. Highlights:

Ravi Shankar - gay sitar?

Bjork - her husband might be surprised by this

Ghostface Killah - Was the Wu Tang Clan a secret gay group?

Morrissey(?questionable?) - he gets a questionable?!?!

Metallica - every 14 year old boy for the last 20 years is apparently gay now

Judas Priest - when the lead singer left, did they become straight again or so they still have gay cooties?

Elton John

Motorhead - Ummm... I think Lemmy's moles get more women than this guy does
Elton John(really gay) - so gay he made it twice!

For con-goers. Is this just farshad fucking with us?

Edit: Oh, he also has:

I've been researching for many years now and feel I've come up with a very strong program to help cure people of Homosexuality. Its called the C.H.O.P.S program and We're running full steam ahead with it. C.H.O.P.S stands for:

* C: Changing
* H: Homosexuals
* O: (into) Ordinary
* P: People

Spice Rack!

For the foodies on my list. Have you seen the Alton Brown version of a spice rack? He takes metal tins and puts his spices in them. This keeps them away from heat and light and makes them last longer. Then he takes velcro tape. One side goes on the back of the tin, the other side goes on the inside of your cabinet door. That way, you open your cabinet and grab what you need. Alternatively, you can put magnetic tape on the back and stick them to your fridge.

Well, I finally found a place online that sells them. They sell them at a bulk discount. Anyone want to order some? I'm looking at TTL3, the 3oz screwtop model here: http://www.specialtybottle.com/index.asp?PageAction=Custom&ID=55

Note: They also sell blank Altoid tins!