May. 12th, 2004

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i think I need to remind myself of appopriate workplace communications more frequently.

Coworker 1, Coworker 2 and I are walking across campus after lunch. We pass a Hummer H2 parked on the street.

Me: "Man, those are ugly cars."
Coworker 1: "Hey, that's a $50,000 car!"
Me: "You could fuck me up the ass with a solid gold dildo, doesn't mean I'll like it."

Coworker 1 stands looking dumbfounded. Coworker 2 falls down from laughing so hard.

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