Proper work behavior
i think I need to remind myself of appopriate workplace communications more frequently.
Coworker 1, Coworker 2 and I are walking across campus after lunch. We pass a Hummer H2 parked on the street.
Me: "Man, those are ugly cars."
Coworker 1: "Hey, that's a $50,000 car!"
Me: "You could fuck me up the ass with a solid gold dildo, doesn't mean I'll like it."
Coworker 1 stands looking dumbfounded. Coworker 2 falls down from laughing so hard.
Coworker 1, Coworker 2 and I are walking across campus after lunch. We pass a Hummer H2 parked on the street.
Me: "Man, those are ugly cars."
Coworker 1: "Hey, that's a $50,000 car!"
Me: "You could fuck me up the ass with a solid gold dildo, doesn't mean I'll like it."
Coworker 1 stands looking dumbfounded. Coworker 2 falls down from laughing so hard.