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[ghini]

Went to the ConsumptionJunction.com anniversary party tonight.

My collection of hot female friends, including saintb, litovka, eccyntric, carriesnarf and Patricia (no LJ. what a weirdo) made me quite popular with the organizers.

I got to see an orange 50's Studebaker shoot fire from it's tailpipe.

I got to see a cool girl in a shiny red outfit with a flaming vagina tattooed on her shoulder.

I got to see my friends mesmerized by the widescreen cavalcade of filth and depravity I was required to wade through on a daily basis.

I got to see Tony, the sleazy CGI-programmer midget hit on every woman there.

Comments

[sassysmile.livejournal.com]

Pictures?

[carriesnarf.livejournal.com]

Tony was pretty damn funny... he actually got less sleazy and more pitiful the more he drank.

[eccyntric.livejournal.com]

I feel left out. Tony didn't hit on me. I guess Wes looks intimidating.

[uglor.livejournal.com]

Wes was long-haired and kilted. Tony was drunk. He probably thought you two were lesbians.