[identity profile] sassysmile.livejournal.com 2007-04-22 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"Before we go out tonight, do you mind taking a bath and using my favorite soap? Just make sure you don't bathe until right before I pick you up. Thanks."

[identity profile] kittymel.livejournal.com 2007-04-22 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
gives a whole new meaning to "hey, let's take a shower together".

Have you ever tried to read one of those bottles? you'd need to be high to understand one ;-)

[identity profile] g-sabine.livejournal.com 2007-04-23 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
This is the shit you wanted me to take to Transformus???

[identity profile] notgruntled.livejournal.com 2007-04-23 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if anyone gets a dose, they certainly can't blame Dr. Bronner -- the bottle clearly says, DO NOT DRINK SOAP!! DILUTE! DILUTE!