Cheezus Christ

One of the funny moments of the weekend...   I bought a huge box of Cheezits at Costco as bar munchies to feed the masses this weekend. Friday night many were eaten.  Saturday morning a sleepy Dan wanted to sit in his chair and drink his coffee.  There were a few dew soaked and mushy ones in his chair.  Dan voiced his displeasure:

"Dam you Ghini!  I hate you and I hate Cheezits!"

A couple seconds later a stoned, dreadlocked hippie dude wanders up and says to Dan:

"Hey man, I'm a big fan of the baby Jesus and I can't have you hatin' on him"

Dan and I look confused a moment.

"CHEEZITS!  NOT JESUS"