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Aug. 18th, 2009
Felinis Douchebaggicus
Aug. 18th, 2009 11:07 amI'm getting sick of my brothers little douchebag of a cat. He attacked Happy three times last night. Not play fighting, or even dominance fighting, but full on teeth and claws and REOOOOOWR screams.
After the third time, I told Luke to lock him in the bathroom. This led to Luke and I chasing him down. The little shit went bugfuck insane and ran from the basement to the upstairs and back again. Three full laps around my house we went, chasing the little shit down. He was finally captured under my bed, and Luke dragged him back to the basement meowing pitifully all the way.
Eris was sitting under a table with huge eyes and a freaked out expression like she had just seen the Secret Police take away a dissident and she wasn't sure if they were coming for her next.
So, anyone out there got a suggestion for how to force peace in catland? I'm willing to try drugs, shock collars, funnel collars or whatever. My instinct as kitty-daddy is to just grab the little shit and drop kick him over the fence into the neighbors yard and be done with it, but my brother might not agree with it.
After the third time, I told Luke to lock him in the bathroom. This led to Luke and I chasing him down. The little shit went bugfuck insane and ran from the basement to the upstairs and back again. Three full laps around my house we went, chasing the little shit down. He was finally captured under my bed, and Luke dragged him back to the basement meowing pitifully all the way.
Eris was sitting under a table with huge eyes and a freaked out expression like she had just seen the Secret Police take away a dissident and she wasn't sure if they were coming for her next.
So, anyone out there got a suggestion for how to force peace in catland? I'm willing to try drugs, shock collars, funnel collars or whatever. My instinct as kitty-daddy is to just grab the little shit and drop kick him over the fence into the neighbors yard and be done with it, but my brother might not agree with it.