MEDIC!

I had my semi-yearly physical today. Here's the run down:

1. I'm overweight, and need to lose weight. I'm FAT?!?! Why didn't any of you tell me? :) I told my Doc I put on about 35 pounds since I quit smoking, and I could probably drop them if I started again. She did not find this funny.

2. I'm now immunized against Hepatitis A. Or possibly B. One of them, but not the other. They didn't have the final one I needed for one of them, so I get it in a week or so.

3. I've been having localized sciatic pain in my right buttock for a while, and it's gotten bad recently. So I'm being sent for an ass x-ray.

Threes

I have three very similar looking cases in my room made of molded black plastic. They contain:

A screwdriver set

A TENS Unit

A Glock 45 handgun

Grabbing the wrong case at the wrong time can only result in comedy.

Nine Inch Claws?

The roadies for Nine Inch Nails are a bunch of hard ass motherfuckers who know how to rock out and.... want you to adopt these adorable kittens?!?!