A glimmer of Hope

Looks like one person on Fox News still has a sense of humor:

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I come back from the gym and see this story about a family that wants govt assistance for being 'too fat to work'. I think I'll go home and have air for dinner.

Also, apparently all of my friends who are adults who play Animal Crossing are really just child-predators according to the Mid-Missouri Internet Crimes Task Force.

Best first line ever: Only two memories brought tears to Sun Yaoting's eyes in old age -- the day his father cut off his genitals, and the day his family threw away the pickled remains that should have made him a whole man again at death.