i can haz iphone?

Just got in line at 4:24pm. They say the wait is 2-3 hours. I have 360 pages left in The Amber Spyglass. Lets see how this goes.

closer to the jesusphone

one hour down and i'm about halfway through the line.

the guy in line in front of me is wearing waaaay too much cologne. smells like citrus and yak ass.

dna roulette

a guy ahead of me in line has three teenage kids, all tragically ugly. how many trolls must you birth before you learn from your mistakes?

iGun?

The security guard at the Apple store has a gun. Is that really necessary?

zen

3 hours in line and our group as formed a primitive society. We are the People of The Line.

lost the dna lotto

I think the ugly family had one chin to divide among 3 kids

I can see the promise land

191 minutes in line and I officially stand in front of the apple store!

almost..

I'm next! battery dying...

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i'm in!

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posting from my new iPhone. :)