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Jun. 22nd, 2008
Last night at the Highlander, I was speaking with a female friend who was claiming to be saner than another female friend.
"I'm not that crazy. I only get that crazy when I drink tequila!"
"You and every other woman on earth," I replied.
So I decided we need to test this theory. We will assemble a collection of women, of various shapes, sizes, ages, temperaments, etc. We will feed them each tequila until they achieve an agreed upon level of intoxication. Let's say 4 shots as a starting point. Then we will take the experimental subjects to various locations (bars, clubs, churches, etc.) and monitor them for signs of insanity.
Costs of the experiment are estimated to be:
$100 - 2 bottles premium tequila
$23,000 - bail, legal fees and fines for the experiment participants
"I'm not that crazy. I only get that crazy when I drink tequila!"
"You and every other woman on earth," I replied.
So I decided we need to test this theory. We will assemble a collection of women, of various shapes, sizes, ages, temperaments, etc. We will feed them each tequila until they achieve an agreed upon level of intoxication. Let's say 4 shots as a starting point. Then we will take the experimental subjects to various locations (bars, clubs, churches, etc.) and monitor them for signs of insanity.
Costs of the experiment are estimated to be:
$100 - 2 bottles premium tequila
$23,000 - bail, legal fees and fines for the experiment participants