brain no works

I'm in that "never gets enough sleep" fuge state.

I have a ton of pics I need to edit and post. (I think g_sabine is ready to kill me, among others)

I need to cook stuff.

i need to clean out my room, my closets and my computer.

My roommate has flu and strep and is wandering around making pitiful moaning noises.

I really want to take some cool photos of something/someone soon, but I worry the sleeplessness will rob me of creativity.

My heath insurance thinks i should pau the hospital $886.

Part of me wishes I was still smoking, so I could sit on the porch and lose myself in a pack of smokes and a good book in one night.

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How to NOT get a job:

1.  Be a man applying for a position funded to "encourage recruitment of female tenure track and recently tenured faculty"
2.  Say your PhD is from a "prestigious Canadian University"
3a.  Claim to have excellent written and verbal communications skills.
3b.  Write in your cover letter: "I have lectured and tortured many students in previous years."