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smack talk
Dec. 28th, 2007 06:40 pmSo last night I was part of my friend Ben's bachelor party. We went to Oasis up off Peachtree Industrial. A group of six or seven of us were hanging around outside waiting for the best man to arrive with the free passes.
A guy is stumbling down the sidewalk with his friends. He's looking back over his shoulder, screaming at the bouncers and trying to pick a fight because he's been kicked out of the club.
Since he's looking back over his shoulder, he's not paying attention to where he's going and walks straight into the groom. They both go spinning. The drunk guy, with a new target to yell at, starts trying to pick a fight with the groom and pushes him. We all step forward to keep the crazy guy from doing anything really dumb. This includes me and two other guys who are over 6 feet and 250 lbs, the guy with 3 black belts, and Ross. The crazy guys friends seem content to let him get his ass beat until they get their eyes around Ross. He's about 6'7" and over 300 pounds.
Seeing over a half ton of overprotective geeks bearing down, they decide it will be a good idea to drag their crazy friend back to the car. This is the time for smack talk, and the guy calls Ross a "skater head, dimple face motherfucker". Unable to take this smack talk seriously, we all break out laughing, which makes crazy guy (who's now being forced into a car) to go even crazier. We continue laughing and waving as he gets driven away.
Fun times! :)
A guy is stumbling down the sidewalk with his friends. He's looking back over his shoulder, screaming at the bouncers and trying to pick a fight because he's been kicked out of the club.
Since he's looking back over his shoulder, he's not paying attention to where he's going and walks straight into the groom. They both go spinning. The drunk guy, with a new target to yell at, starts trying to pick a fight with the groom and pushes him. We all step forward to keep the crazy guy from doing anything really dumb. This includes me and two other guys who are over 6 feet and 250 lbs, the guy with 3 black belts, and Ross. The crazy guys friends seem content to let him get his ass beat until they get their eyes around Ross. He's about 6'7" and over 300 pounds.
Seeing over a half ton of overprotective geeks bearing down, they decide it will be a good idea to drag their crazy friend back to the car. This is the time for smack talk, and the guy calls Ross a "skater head, dimple face motherfucker". Unable to take this smack talk seriously, we all break out laughing, which makes crazy guy (who's now being forced into a car) to go even crazier. We continue laughing and waving as he gets driven away.
Fun times! :)
