hungry!

The Vortex is carrying on the deathburger tradition. Their new burger is the Double Bypass Burger. It's a Coronary Bypass burger (burger, fried egg, 4 strips bacon, 3 slices cheese) but instead of a bun it is served between two grilled cheese sandwiches.

Parents!

I love my Mom. I just got my Christmas card from her. It contained a check, a $20 bill "for a pizza and beer" and a PS that says "Send me a goddamn thank you note you ingrate"