Planning for the apocalypse
In the event of the apocalypse, if you were trapped in your office, how long could you survive off the provisions contained within?
In my office:
5 Clif Bars
4 noodle bowl lunches from the farmers market (kinda crunch unless I can find hot water)
1 box whole foods cereal and fruit bars
4 packs instant miso soup (also rather unappealing without water)
lots of tea
In my desk
1 tin altoids
1 package Meatloaf with brown onion gravy from a MRE. WTF? I think this is left over from last years Burning man supplies.
1 package turkey tettrazinni, also from a MRE
countless packets of hotsauce, honey, mayonaise, mustard, bbq sauce, sugar, splenda, salt and pepper, mostly looted from the nearby Chik-fil-A
4 doses DayQuil, in case the apocalypse includes nuclear winter and I catch a cold.
8 does Prilosec, in case my meager provisions give me heartburn
In my office:
In my desk
countless packets of hotsauce, honey, mayonaise, mustard, bbq sauce, sugar, splenda, salt and pepper, mostly looted from the nearby Chik-fil-A