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I'm in SQL class today. About 70% of this is review from the class I took last month, so I'm mostly bored. I encourage you to post scandalous, dramatic, disgusting or otherwise entertaining stuff to LJ today.

ripped from the headlines

Just read the cnn.com main page. We need to combine all of the pitiful celebrity scandal stories and have Michael Vick oversee a fight between Linsay Lohan and Britney Spears.

mmmm.... baby!

"Blonde on cell: So, my friend took me to this vegan barbecue this weekend. Fucking bullshit. I had to go home and eat a baby just to feel normal again."

from http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/011057.html

Few jobs are better than mine...

Young office peon: Stan*, I have a question, but first, how are you this morning?
Old office peon: Well, I had only four hours of sleep, I am still very drunk, and even though I showered, I still have stripper stank on me... So, what was your question?
Young office peon: Never mind.
Old office peon: Okay, cool.

Is anyone surprised?

Your Score: SurpriseAdoption Cat

50% Affectionate, 54% Excitable, 48% Hungry

Calloused. Heartless. Exuberant. You carry the heavy burden of informing children that they are adopted by jumping out of their birthday cake. A difficult task, but somebody must break the news to children on their only day of happiness.


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Link: The Which Lolcat Are You? Test written by GumOtaku on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test