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1. I paid a man to smear acid on my foot today.
2. The AC is out on West Campus, which means it's a hot, stuffy, sweaty day here. Steve weighs in:
me: oh joy. No AC in my office today! :)
steve: The new job isn't exactly the Promised Land?
me: the new job kicks ass, it's the rest of campus that makes it our problems sometimes :)
steve: Open your windows and yell "Fuckers!" at anyone who walks by ;-)
me: alas, my window doesn't open :(
steve: Anti-suicide bastards!
me: I'm only 20 feet off the ground
me: jumping would be more painful than fatal
steve: it might take a few tries, but you could probably eventually do it.
3. Happy Birthday![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
bluepenguin007!
2. The AC is out on West Campus, which means it's a hot, stuffy, sweaty day here. Steve weighs in:
me: oh joy. No AC in my office today! :)
steve: The new job isn't exactly the Promised Land?
me: the new job kicks ass, it's the rest of campus that makes it our problems sometimes :)
steve: Open your windows and yell "Fuckers!" at anyone who walks by ;-)
me: alas, my window doesn't open :(
steve: Anti-suicide bastards!
me: I'm only 20 feet off the ground
me: jumping would be more painful than fatal
steve: it might take a few tries, but you could probably eventually do it.
3. Happy Birthday
bluepenguin007!
