Ch-ch-changes

I've made a lot of decisions in the past few months, trying to shift my life in a new direction. Now I want them to take effect. Like right now. I've never been one big on patience, but it seems like the bigger and longer the change takes, the less I have.

With that in mind, I'm building a list of things to do for permanent life-change:

1. Win the lottery.
2. Cross-country killing spree
3. Run away and join the circus
4. Go insane, become crazy homeless guy who talks to fire hydrants on the street

Now accepting suggestions for 5 and beyond.