Is it cold in here?

I have an iPod. I keep it in a protective aluminum case I bought on ebay a few months ago. On the back of this case is a plastic thingy that is supposed to connect to the belt clip that I lost a few months ago. Normally, I just carry it in my pocket.

Today I realized that if I carry said iPod and case in my chest pocket, the plastic thingy pushes out, making it look like I have one freakishly huge, erect nipple on my left side.