2005-09-16

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2005-09-16 12:37 pm

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Good: losing weight

Better: having someone tell you you look thinnner

Worse: realizing you have lost weight because you are going down the stairs at work, when the motion begins to make your pants fall off

Worst: going down the stairs, pants falling down, with a book in one hand and railing in the other, when you instinctually grab your pants with both hands, causing you to lose you balance and stumble down the last three steps, making coworkers think you just threw yourself down the stairs.
ghini: (Default)
2005-09-16 01:27 pm

Mom taught me to always write my thank you notes

Dear Work,

Thank you for the lovely Mac laptop. My PC laptop was crappy and had a bad touchpad so the mouse pointer wobbled more than a drunk in stompy boots. This is pretty and shiny and thin. Thanks again!

Mike
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2005-09-16 04:11 pm

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Meet my new icon: DogZilla!