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We hit a new low in kitty brainpower today.

I'm laying on the futon, watching TV, when Happy wanders up. She has that look in her eyes that says "I will now jump in your lap and you will pet me, human."

I prepare myself to be landed on by a little black psychofuzzball...

BONK! I hear, and Happy wanders off.

Yes dear readers. She forgot that there was a glass topped coffee table above her before she jumped...