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Jan. 24th, 2005 01:33 pmToday's freakish spam subject is "fat little piggy cardiac ketchup"
If anyone can explain, I'll be grateful.
If anyone can explain, I'll be grateful.
Jan. 24th, 2005
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Jan. 24th, 2005 08:29 pmOverslept for work by 4 hours. Not good.
After work, class.
After class, gym.
After gym, home.
I am out of crunchy peanut butter, preventing me from having a PB&J.
So, what do I do:
A) Make a PB&J with smooth peanut butter
B) Go to the store and buy more crunchy peanut butter
Neither! The answer is C.
C. Since I haven't had a smoke in 24 hours, get in my car, run over as many innocent people as possible, then go to Kroger and buy crunchy peanut butter. I may also kill people in Kroger, depending on my mood.
After work, class.
After class, gym.
After gym, home.
I am out of crunchy peanut butter, preventing me from having a PB&J.
So, what do I do:
A) Make a PB&J with smooth peanut butter
B) Go to the store and buy more crunchy peanut butter
Neither! The answer is C.
C. Since I haven't had a smoke in 24 hours, get in my car, run over as many innocent people as possible, then go to Kroger and buy crunchy peanut butter. I may also kill people in Kroger, depending on my mood.