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My new roommate:



She's been home 10 minutes and has already tried to escape twice, explored the entire spare room and caused General Tso to think he is unloved.

Any suggestions for a name?

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Kitty LOVES attention. When I pet her she purrs like a buzzsaw. When I stop petting, she headbutts my hand furiously. When my hand isn't withing range, she starts rubbing against my ankles.

When she feels I'm not paying enough attention, she begins to gnaw on my toes. The problem is that when I feel tiny, sharp kitty teeth sinking into my big toe, my first instinct is to pick my foot up. Now I'm off-balance and desperately trying to to squish her when my foot comes down.

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I just switched to T-Mobile, and it appears that their coverage at my apartment ranges from bad to none.

If you call me and get no answer, chances are I'm just in a cellphone deadzone. I'll check email and IM more frequently.