Here's a transcript of an AIM chat I had with
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ahoevel a few years ago:
orangegirlrox: so, buffy friday night?
MuppetMix: umm... prolly not
orangegirlrox: wanna combine buffy with a wine and cheese party?
MuppetMix: um.. prolly not
orangegirlrox: why prolly not?
MuppetMix: cuz I'm not in a wine and cheese buffy friday kinda mood ...
MuppetMix: A wine and cheese party would make me even more sure i am becoming yuppie scum
orangegirlrox: you used to come to my wine and cheese parties in college all the time. whazup wichu?
MuppetMix: I was a college student.. I had an out
orangegirlrox: what, you like wine and you like cheese. i don't see a problem here
orangegirlrox: what if I only played paul okenfold. would it be yuppie then? and guess what mike, technicly you ARE a yuppie
orangegirlrox: you are young, you live in an urban part of town, you are a professional -- your profession is "computer geek"
orangegirlrox: the only knife that cuts this aweful mustard is the fact that we're in the yuppie 5.0 version.
orangegirlrox: the first yuppies were in the 80s and wore pastel colored clothing. they were especially evil
orangegirlrox: the second coming of the yuppie was in the early 90s, known as corporate rock yuppies
orangegirlrox: the third coming of the yuppie was in the mid 90s. these people were the precursers to yuppie 5.0. these people all wanted desperately to live in seattle, and they were more gadjet oriented then their predecessors
orangegirlrox: the fourth comming of the yuppie was in the late 90s. these were the dot com millionaires. extremely lucky, intelligent slackers. more gadjets.
orangegirlrox: we, yuppie 5.0 missed that crazy ship. we are glad that we didn't jump in on that startup which is now in lots of debt. we get to clean up bill gates's mess. go us
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