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Current conditions in Atlanta: Cloudy/Rainy, 77 degrees F

Current conditions in London: Sunny, 93 degrees F

What the hell is wrong with this picture?

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Today's AIM conversation between me and a friend: (She's trying to decide if she should spend a lot of money on a new laptop)

her: ok I can afford it
her: why dont I just....do it...ya know?
her: or am I being impulsive?
her: meh!
me: Don't ask the fat alcoholic for advice about moderation