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I'm alive! I got back from vacation on Sunday. I was tired, but I figured it was just from a week of fun. Felt a tiny bit feverish and queasy, but dismissed that too.

Monday morning I woke up and it felt like something had sucked every drop of energy from my body. Getting from my bed to the kitchen felt like running a marathon. I spent most of the day flat on my back, sleeping about half of it. Tuesday got a tiny bit better, but still exhausted. Wednesday was also bad. Thursday I managed to make it into work for a half day. Friday too. I've been fighting off this thing for a week now. I dub it "mini mono." I'm hoping it's gone.

Today I wandered Midtown looking for apartments, then litovka and I made a run through the Pride festival in the park. Boy, they sure do have a lot of gay stuff! Apparently anything can gay be if marketed right. Here's a sampling:

Gay magazines. Gay Sumemr Camp. Gay Games. Gay Insurance. Gay Realty. Gay Doctors. Gay Dentists. Gay Funnel Cakes. Gay Reese Witherspoon movies. Gay Pet Adoption. Gay Hot Tubs. Gay Resorts. Gay Cargo Kilts. Gay University. (GSU, my employer! I'm apparently a part of the homosexual agenda now.) Gay Sperm Matching Service. Gay jewelery. Gay tattoos. Gay TV. Gay Etc.

The Gay Democrats and the Gay Republicans were on opposite sides of the park. What a cop out. They should have put them in booths next to each other and charged a dollar to watch the fights.

Saw Gay karlita, Gay photognome and company.

Finally, my personal message to the entire gay community: Zima tall boys!?! Explain yourself.