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Oct. 22nd, 2002 10:58 amI'm trying to get a handle on the cooking requirements for this weekend. Who's coming to dinner?
Oct. 22nd, 2002
The word hosebeast. As in "she's a psycho hosebeast." What does it mean to you? I always assumed it related to a woman with an unhealthy obsession/neuroses with regards to men. Hose being a euphamism for penis. Agree? Disagree?
Well, what would the gender reversed version be? What if the person referred to has an obsession/neuroses with a woman? What's a corresponding vaginal euphamism?
Update: This site refers to the psycho hose beast as so:
"Those among you who are happily uninitiated to the terrors of this swarthy, misshapen being are well-advised to pay close attention to the following information. Psycho Hose Beasts, as a rule, can be identified from their wild, bloodshot eyes, foaming mouths (yes, even when they aren't brushing their teeth), and stench of eau de goat. They gather in the dark, murky, bowels of the earth, communing with the dregs of society or engineers, and congregate with people with names like Slash, Deathrattle, and Tony. "
Interestingly it is talking about a guy.
Update 2: The online sland dictionary defines as so:
hose beast n 1. an undesirable female, either by her appearance or personality. Origin: the movie Wayne's World . ("Get away from me, you psychotic hose beast!")
Well, what would the gender reversed version be? What if the person referred to has an obsession/neuroses with a woman? What's a corresponding vaginal euphamism?
Update: This site refers to the psycho hose beast as so:
"Those among you who are happily uninitiated to the terrors of this swarthy, misshapen being are well-advised to pay close attention to the following information. Psycho Hose Beasts, as a rule, can be identified from their wild, bloodshot eyes, foaming mouths (yes, even when they aren't brushing their teeth), and stench of eau de goat. They gather in the dark, murky, bowels of the earth, communing with the dregs of society or engineers, and congregate with people with names like Slash, Deathrattle, and Tony. "
Interestingly it is talking about a guy.
Update 2: The online sland dictionary defines as so:
hose beast n 1. an undesirable female, either by her appearance or personality. Origin: the movie Wayne's World . ("Get away from me, you psychotic hose beast!")