Pop quiz

Went to the bathroom at work. The following was written on the wall:

"Dance to the tension of a world on edge"

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Recent quotes from mike:

"Her libido is like the Loch Ness monster. Many claim to have proof it exists, yet none have been verified"

"She knows not to cock-block a friend, even if hers is a strap on"

What a deal!

I got a check in the mail today for $3.25 from the "Credit Card Protection Agency"

If I cash it, I'll be enrolled in their discount club that will give me 40% of name brand merchandise for only $74.96 a year!