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Much happening. Friends like lorigami and angry_user leaving to get married. weetanya and laughingfreeman getting married and returning. A complex hostage swap involving Vietnam and friends. litovka and stacyspacey berating me on AIM. Plotting with my parents and aunt and uncle to give my little brother a boot in the ass. (amazingly none of my relatives have LJ accounts)

I'm being slack. Slack at work, slack at home, slack about the gym, slack about the big pile of clean laundry in the corner. Yet things go very well. I have a reslly great story brewing in my head, but i'm too lazy to let it out on paper. I have a hundred good ideas for photos, yet I don't take any pictures. I feel like a fat cat who just ate a lot, got petted for an hour, gorged on catnip and is relaxing in the sun. Very content and absolutely useless.

ernähren Sie mein Schwein!

Lately I've got into a conversational habit with a friend.

She will detail some odd activity she has/will/can perform, and I respond:

"If you did that naked and we videotaped it we could make a fortune in the German porn market"

It's suprising how many activities that can be applied to.

Neo-Siskel vs the GOP sex-kitten!

When he's not reviewing movies with Ebert, Richard Roeper is poining
out why Ann Coulter's new book "Slander: Liberal Lies About the American
Right" is in fact, slander against the American Left.

an interesting read

Last one

Last post, then bed.

Saturday, October 12th, 2002 will be my 29th birthday. In the month leading up to it a lot of my friends will turn 30 or older. I have 3 other friends born in the first 11 days of October.

So, that night we will head to the Highlander. We will eat, drink and be merry. We will run up a tab bigegr than this one. We will break 4 digits. We will have a blast. Be there.