I hope #17 is cute...

So I bought some boxers this past weekend at Target.

Monday morning I'm still in sleep-dep haze so after showering I grab a pair, yank off the pricetag, pull off the little plastic hangar and put them on...

Several hours later I'm at work when my morning coffee catches up with me. I head of to the bathroom.

Unzip.

Look down....

There's a little white sticker, in a very private place, that says "Inspected by #17"

Suddenly I'm wondering what interest #17 had in my unit, and how he/she managed to get close enough to inspect it without me noticing...

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I am a bit of an alchemist.

I have figured out how to turn a curmudgeonly black man into a neurotic white woman.

Admittedly the applications of this are limited. :)

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( Funny conversation containing buffy spoiler )

Workout high

60 minutes on an elliptical trainer.

1014 calories burned.

I can't feel my legs.

Probably a good thing.

Am I buff and studly yet?

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Karen objected to me referring to her as neurotic in this post.

I offered to change the word neurotic to something else, but we had trouble coming up with a good Fred vs. Karen adjective pair. So here's your LJ SAT question:

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