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Tried to sleep at 12:30. Came so close, then popped awake. Now it's 2:45 and I'm eating Cheez-Its.

Workplace ettiquette

If your coworker is on vacation, it is perfectly acceptable to go into their cube to fart, instead of remaining in your own.

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MuppetMix: and then the giant squirrell at marshalls greasy head!

housesitterriv: my head is pretty sweaty right now, it might not go down well

MuppetMix: Well, you are nuts. Squirrels like nuts. :)

housesitterriv: well, there you go. ;)