When I die...
When I die I ask that my friends take the following steps:
1. My body is to be converted to a powder. Do not cremate me! I'd suggest freeze drying me, then grinding me.
2. Take my powdered remains to the factory that makes Cheese-Its.
3. Mix powdered me in with a batch of Cheese-Its.
4. Allow these Cheese-Its to be consumed by the general public.
5. After enough time has gone by that these Mike-tainted snacks have been consumed by the populace, go public with this information.
Note: In the unlikely event that a Cheese-It factory is inaccessable, a Cheese Nip factory may be substiuted, but only as a last resort.
1. My body is to be converted to a powder. Do not cremate me! I'd suggest freeze drying me, then grinding me.
2. Take my powdered remains to the factory that makes Cheese-Its.
3. Mix powdered me in with a batch of Cheese-Its.
4. Allow these Cheese-Its to be consumed by the general public.
5. After enough time has gone by that these Mike-tainted snacks have been consumed by the populace, go public with this information.
Note: In the unlikely event that a Cheese-It factory is inaccessable, a Cheese Nip factory may be substiuted, but only as a last resort.