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Got this email today:
"Hi, Uglor!
I spotted u online and couldn't help but notice that u have one of the most handsome, incredible, perfect male noses I've ever seen! : )
I hope it gets itchy while your working, coz I'd love to c u scratch it now and then. The cool thing about that is no one would think a thing if you scratched your nose, except me. I'd get excited. : )
Anyway, thanks 4 the great view.
Your Freaky Fan,
-Michaela "
"Hi, Uglor!
I spotted u online and couldn't help but notice that u have one of the most handsome, incredible, perfect male noses I've ever seen! : )
I hope it gets itchy while your working, coz I'd love to c u scratch it now and then. The cool thing about that is no one would think a thing if you scratched your nose, except me. I'd get excited. : )
Anyway, thanks 4 the great view.
Your Freaky Fan,
-Michaela "
