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Dec. 3rd, 2001 09:33 pmPhone conversation from Sunday night:
RING RING!
Me: Hello!
E: Hi Mike! Do you have any X?
Me: X? Nope. (Thinking 'Why are people assuming I'm a good drug connection?' If I was I'd have more money, women and fun)
E: Do you know anyone who does?
Me: Not right now. How urgent is this need?
E: Well, I'm cooking right now and [boyfriend] isn't here so I can't send him out to get any. I have to keep stirring and I need to add it in about 5 minutes.
Me: Umm... you want eggs, don't you? I have eggs.
RING RING!
Me: Hello!
E: Hi Mike! Do you have any X?
Me: X? Nope. (Thinking 'Why are people assuming I'm a good drug connection?' If I was I'd have more money, women and fun)
E: Do you know anyone who does?
Me: Not right now. How urgent is this need?
E: Well, I'm cooking right now and [boyfriend] isn't here so I can't send him out to get any. I have to keep stirring and I need to add it in about 5 minutes.
Me: Umm... you want eggs, don't you? I have eggs.
