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PARTY TIME!
Ok, it's time for the yearly big-ass group birthday on Saturday the 18th. This year it will be at my house, the same place as the big-ass parties from last month and the month before. Tell the cool kids, email me for directions, you know the drill.
Since this will be the celebration of the start of my fourth decade on this planet, bring me presents! Presents mocking my advanced age are not required, seeing as beaker and trey have been here before me. Give them Depends and walkers and cemetery plots. I intend to celebrate my immaturity, therefore the following gifts are welcome: booze, porn, cash, teenage girls and weapons. Also, assumably gift certificates to a good criminal defense lawyer. :)
Since this will be the celebration of the start of my fourth decade on this planet, bring me presents! Presents mocking my advanced age are not required, seeing as beaker and trey have been here before me. Give them Depends and walkers and cemetery plots. I intend to celebrate my immaturity, therefore the following gifts are welcome: booze, porn, cash, teenage girls and weapons. Also, assumably gift certificates to a good criminal defense lawyer. :)
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Your timing sucks....
Your timing sucks! As I will be out of town that weekend I will be unable to attend. Well, just for that you will miss out on all the boozy goodness that I planned to bring so there!
Anyway, happy B-day in advance.