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Ghini ([personal profile] ghini) wrote2003-04-16 01:23 pm

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Wow: http://www.dfw.com/mld/startelegram/news/local/5645241.htm

Simply put, a teen was shooting potatoes out of his potato gun. Then he put a frog in it. Then he looked down the barrel and shot himself in the face with a frog, blinding him.

Mom said: "I never thought any toy a child could order would wound my child like that."

No mention of how she was stupid enough to raise a kid who A) looks down the barrel of a loaded cannon or B) kills frogs for fun.

[identity profile] stigmatic.livejournal.com 2003-04-17 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
Let's hope the poor lad is uncircumcised. They could operate and use his foreskin for new eyelids. But then, he'd be cockeyed.